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E3 2018 Thoughts: Square Enix

So Square Enix recently had their E3 conference, and I'm honestly wondering what the point of it was? Like, there really wasn't that much there. A lot of it was stuff we already knew about. It's not a good sign when 90% of your finishing trailer was pretty much one that we've already seen.

I mean yeah, some of the stuff that was shown was cool, but again, so little was announced that I'm wondering why Square Enix even held a conference. Hopefully they'll have more to show next year.

(Personal) Rating: D+


E3 2018 Thoughts: Devolver Digital

So Devolver is apparently continuing the trend of holding a mock press conference making fun of the industry, and it was about as insane as you would expect.

Lots of blood, swearing, and making fun of the industry. This time however, it seems to have gotten a bit more bolder in making fun of industry trends, with Nina Struthers (the host) often going on long rants deriding specific trends, which is quite entertaining.

They actually announced some cool games too. My Friend Pedro looks fun as hell, and Metal Wolf Chaos XD looks hilarious.

Also it looks like their making it a series with the conference ending with Nina Struthers being shot with a machine gun with one of the people that had their hand cut off in the last conference. Then, others are seen around her, and it appears that she's now a robot, with the conference ending with "To by continued... Next year". It looks like devolver will be making fun of the industry for years to come, and frankly, I love all of it.

(Personal) Rating: ??????????????????????


E3 2018 Thoughts: Sony

Um... what?

I'm left so confused with this conference. What even was that? So Sony started with The Last of Us 2, with the conference being in this... church building?? Then once the trailer ended sony took like a 30 minute break in order to move everyone to another building. Seriously. That intermission talk show thing just killed the pace. I mean, really? Stopping the conference for 15 minutes like that?

So once everyone got into the other building they showed off some titles. Some of which I though were cool looking, such as Trevor Saves The Universe, Ghost of Tsushima, and of course, a new trailer for Death Stranding (still no release date though!). They then proceeded to end the conference with a new look at Spider-man (again, no release date). They really didn't announce much with this one, which doesn't seem like a Sony thing to do at all.

Frankly this conference was just weird, between the two buildings, the weird clips interspersed in that were never explained. (UPDATE: apparently this was for a game called Dreams) They didn't talk about it at all though. I suppose that was to make up for the fact that they had nothing to announce this year?

But yeah, this one was very disappointing. I'm not a fan of it, and I hope that Sony does better next year.

(Personal) Rating: C+


E3 2018 Thoughts: Tinybuild

Um, I don't even know what to say about this one. It seems like a copy of Devolver's conference last year. Some of the humor didn't land on me, but I can appreciate it. Not entirely sure how I feel about secret neighbor.

(Personal) Rating: ???


E3 2018 Thoughts: Microsoft

Microsoft killed it this year. I didn't expect Microsoft to do this good this year at all. But yet, they did.

For starters, Microsoft kept up the pace, leaving out much of the talking and instead just showing trailer after trailer after trailer. Additionally, lots of good titles were shown, such as the new Cuphead dlc (I need to play Cuphead), Kingdom Hearts 3 (I need to play kingdom hearts), a new trailer for fallout 76, Metro: Exodus, We Happy Few, and way more. They also announced the acquisition of 5 studios, which was way more than I was expecting.

The only part that I didn't like was Forza, because that was the moment where someone got up on stage and talked about it, which felt like the event was sort of grinding to a halt to talk about Forza and really took me out of the fast pace that Microsoft was doing. It wasn't a big deal though, as although I don't care for Forza, there was nothing terribly offensive.

One thing that surprised me was the total lack of Minecraft, as that's something Microsoft usually dedicates time to. This is probably due to the fact that Minecraft has nothing to announce, and I think Microsoft realizes that it's best to leave Minecraft to it's own channels instead of letting it dampen the mood.

Overall though, I think this was one of the strongest showings Microsoft has had in years. They did a really good job on this year. It'll be interesting to see if the competition can match this.

(Personal) Rating: A